9 hours ago 80,426 notes
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I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
(via cootie-touch)
we're going to have fun together ;)
9 hours ago 80,426 notes
Reblogged from usingthisurltohidefrommyproblem
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
(via cootie-touch)
11 hours ago 78,122 notes
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11 hours ago 60,218 notes
Reblogged from starksexual
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
11 hours ago 181,798 notes
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11 hours ago 139,229 notes
Reblogged from voldegort
you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
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19 hours ago 71,110 notes
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20 hours ago 88,262 notes
Reblogged from tardisity
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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23 hours ago 39,937 notes
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23 hours ago 203,955 notes
Reblogged from forever90s
heislikefireburningthroughtime:
This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.
Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment.
too soon
To fucking soon
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1 day ago 114,807 notes
Reblogged from arlene13
why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
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1 day ago 88,932 notes
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1 day ago 29,319 notes
Reblogged from mememaster
was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
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1 day ago 63,504 notes
Reblogged from jaclcfrost
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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1 day ago 35,617 notes
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1 day ago 64,626 notes
Reblogged from bedquest
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are